Light At The End O' The Tunnel

Well,
Yep, it can be said to my friends that my health hasn't been in tip top shape for the past ohhhh about three years. Thankfully the mystery as to why people say to me 'gee, you look like crap!' and 'you're tired again!?' and 'are you sure you're 23 cause you act like you're 83' will finally have an explaination. Not a fun explaination but one nontheless.

It turns out that I may have something called Hyperparathyroidism. Before you go into medicalese shock and have a grand- mal seizure. (make sure not to bite your tongue...speaking of seizures I'll pay the person I hear say during an epileptic episode to a by-stander 'dare you to stick your fingers in their mouth' 5 bucks and the mandatory bag o' chips alá Scott)
I digress, basically my parathyroid gland is making waaay to much hormone and causes fun things like, kidney stones, fatigue, weakness, naseau and loss of appetite amongst other vague and fun filled symptoms.
The complete diagnoses hasn't come back yet. I won't get it until the 18th of May. Please pray for me. If it turns out that I do have this disease I am more then likely facing surgery...again. I'm an old pro at it but man do I hate hospitals.
Thanks again to all my friends for their support. I promise to have more fun filled stories and anecdotes in the future. Perhaps about pink dolphins and two year olds attempting to gouge ones eyes out. Maychance it shall be about the time I stood in line for one hour and fifteen minutes to see Dora the Explorer with my young charges. I believe that it is a modern form of torture and coporate exploitation in today's age..
okay, I'm leaving now to go beat Chris for stealing other bloggers gimmicks. Dude you have to give props in your blogs to the people you rip off!