Professional Black Jack eh?

Yes, I do love to post my daily happenings for the world to see. Why? Cause it should be all about me. But I know that will never happen, so I'll be content to crave that attention instead.
sooo, after three weeks of mono, (not because of kissing I assure you) and a crazed ex who decided to break into my email account I have decided to sleep for the rest of my life.
or perhaps I shall be like Jeff and become a professional black jack player. Oh wait, I am horrible at strategy... crap. Back to the 'marry rich' plan.
Hmmm, can't wait to return to Medeba.(Medeba you ask? Well no, I won't tell you. Why? because I'm just plain mean. That's why.) They paddled the Madawaska with out me. I cried tears of bitter frusteration. And Chris if you don't take care of yourself I'll join Leigh in kicking your ribs in. If I have to sit on my ass for the last two weeks someone else better join me.Dave certainly won't. He's mister invincible! Why can't I be like that mom!!!? (did I mention I hate swollen spleens?)
I'm going to pet my cat. He sleeps more then I do. He's got the life. Except for being really hairy. That wouldn't do for a girl of my stature. personal grooming is good. That's right boys! shower and moisturize. And for heaven's sake put some lip chap and deoderant on.
Here is a question. Why do girls have to look good and guys can let themselves go? I'm all for the metrosexual movement. Guys with good taste who smell good? I like it! Of course it should be balanced with down to earth sensibilities but it wouldn't hurt to take pride in your appearance. Do some research it isn't hard. Besides the ladies will love it.
alright I'm tired. Goodnight John-boy.